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May 04, 2012 in Humor, Just Plain Stupid | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

The Pitch on AMC

Thepitch

May 03, 2012 in Film, Television & Web Vid, Randumb | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Partyin' with Don Draper

Jon-hamm

April 27, 2012 in Animation, Film, Television & Web Vid, Humor, Just Plain Stupid | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

BUDZ HOUSE — Triple Entendre Movie Title FTW

Regrettably, I cannot take credit for this. I swiped it over at the always awesome, Film Drunk, but it's too good not to repost.

Let's count 'em off.

  1. Yes, it's a movie is about da' chronic.
  2. Yes, the main character’s name is Bud.
  3. And yes! It’s also a movie about friendship!

African American cinema culture has come a long way. I give all the credit to Ice Cube and Tyler Perry.

Budz_house

April 19, 2012 in Film, Television & Web Vid, Just Plain Stupid, Randumb, Reviews, So Damn Lame, The U.S. of A., We're Doomed | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Eduardo Risso's Panel Design and B&W Ratio

I bet if you ran these compostions through computer analysis you'd get pretty close the perfect golden ratio. Frank Miller is good, but Risso is the master. Risso2
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Risso

April 03, 2012 in Art & Design | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

The Truth About á La Carte Cable Billing

The following was 100% swiped from Warming Glow.

It’s a pipe dream, I know, but I’m a huge proponent a la carte cable programming. We shouldn’t have to pay for channels we don’t watch, right? In a dream world, we could call our cable providers and order the 10 or 12 channels that we do watch and spend, what? $20 – $25 a month. It’s never going to happen, of course, because it doesn’t make financial sense to the networks.

Why? Let’s say, in this example, that there are 100,000 cable subscribers in your city. Let’s say you wanted to buy only the FX Network, and the FX Network would cost you $5 per month. Let’s also say that maybe 20 percent of the 100,000 cable subscribers in your area wanted FX. In an a la carte model, FX would earn $100,000 from the 20,000 subscribers. Even if, in an a la carte model, you made subscribers pay double for individual channels, FX still earns only $200,000.

However, in the all or nothing model, if you want one channel, you have to pay for them all, so FX earns $5 from all 100,000 subscribers, or $500,000. Eighty percent of their revenue comes from the 80,000 subscribers who don’t want their channel. Changing to an a la carte model would essentially deprive FX of 80 percent of its revenue.

I was curious, however, how much each channel costs the individual, and what my cable bill would look like if I could order a la carte. I found wholesale estimated channel costs for 2009, and as it turns out, the only channel we spend much for is ESPN. In fact, most channels are relatively cheap — the industry average is around $.20 per channel wholesale, but when there are 150 channels, that costs adds up. Let’s say the retail costs is double ($.40 average per channel) and that we have to pay for all 150 channels to get even one: The cost comes out to around $60 a month, which is about how much each of us pay for cable before taxes, DVR, HD, satellite service, and other fees are taken into account (or HBO or Showtime, which adds another $12-$15 per month per channel).

 

But, if we could purchase cable programming a la carte, using that chart and doubling for retail costs, my cable bill (and probably most of yours) before taxes and fees would probably look like this:

ESPN: $4
TNT: $.99
NFL Network: $.75
USA: $.55
ESPN2: $.54
CNN: $.51
FX: $.42
Sundance: $.25
AMC: $.23
Bravo: $.19
Comedy Central: $.14
BBC America: $.12
Food Network: $.08
PBS Kids: $.04

Wholesale Costs: $8.81
Retail Costs (x2): $17.62

So, in an a la carte model, I could watch all the channels I normally watch for $17.62 per month before taxes and fees. I suspect most of our cable bills would look much more like $20 a month instead of $60 a month, and that’s exactly what the cable industry doesn’t want, which is why we’ll never get an a la carte model.

March 20, 2012 in Consume, Current Affairs, Dropping Knowledge, Film, Television & Web Vid, The U.S. of A. | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Marky Mark Struggling With Kierkegaard

Markw

March 05, 2012 in Just Plain Stupid, Randumb | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

It's a Fair Question

Yuno-superman-whysoexcited

March 02, 2012 in Randumb | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Boards of Canada Vid Made From Old Bicycle Safety Film

February 28, 2012 in Awesome, Film, Television & Web Vid, Music | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Pahdyin'

It's Jean Dujardin BTW.

Dujardin-French-Rap21

February 28, 2012 in Current Affairs, Dropping Knowledge, Film, Television & Web Vid, Randumb | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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